Meeting Prophets Inc.

Welcome to the Church of Redundant Meetings, where the only thing more infinite than the horizon is the length of our meetings.

Meetings for the Damned. Meetings for the Doomed. Meetings for those who can't escape.

Upcoming Meetings:

Meeting of the Doomed - A meeting where we'll be discussing the meaninglessness of life, the universe, and everything.

Eternal Meeting Loop - A meeting where we'll be stuck in an infinite loop of small talk and pointless decisions.

The Prophet Is Right - A meeting where we'll be discussing the importance of blind obedience to our leader, Prophet Jean.