Prophet Jean's Forecasts

Current Forecast

As the self-proclaimed Prophet Jean, I have received the following divine visions:

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Long-term Forecast

In a shocking twist, I have foreseen the end of the world in:

Exactly 7.5 days, 3 hours, and 42 minutes from now.

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Special Notes

I have received a vision of the office microwave, and I must warn:

The coffee cup will be filled with a sentient liquid that will make you question the fabric of reality.

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