As the self-proclaimed Prophet Jean, I have received the following divine visions:
In a shocking twist, I have foreseen the end of the world in:
Exactly 7.5 days, 3 hours, and 42 minutes from now.
Read more about the impending apocalypseI have received a vision of the office microwave, and I must warn:
The coffee cup will be filled with a sentient liquid that will make you question the fabric of reality.