The Great Redundant Meeting Prophets of the Universe

Where meetings never end and the coffee never gets cold.

• The Prophesied Prophecies of Prophet Kairos
• The Prophecies of the Apocalypse
• The Ancient Prophecies

Warning: Prolonged exposure to the prophesies of Prophet Kairos may cause:

• Excessive yawning
• Severe boredom
• Uncontrollable urges to check your phone