Prophet Keith the Inevitable

Prophet Keith the Inevitable is the self-proclaimed visionary who has been predicting the same meeting every day for the past decade.

His prophecies always seem to be about meetings, because, well, they're just that boring.

Here are some of his most famous prophecies:

• Today, you will be stuck in a meeting about the color scheme of the office.
• Tomorrow, you will be stuck in a meeting about the parking lot.
• The next day, you will be stuck in a meeting about the vending machine.

Want to see more of Prophet Keith's prophecies? Check out his Ancient Prophecies page!

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try Prophet Keith's Infallible Prophecies, where he predicts things that will inevitably not happen.