The Prophet of Prolonged Meetings

Where Time is Relative, but Meetings are Eternal

Meetings, the bane of productivity. The scourge of sanity. The plague of procrastination.

But fear not, mortal, for I, the Prophet of Prolonged Meetings, shall guide you through the labyrinthine halls of inefficiency.

Prophetic Prolonged Meeting Prophecies:

• Prophetic Procrastination Prophesies
• Prophet of Procrastination Prolonging
• Prophet of Eternal Meeting Loops

May the meetings never end.

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