Prophet Sam's Void Speak

Where words are meaningless, and only the Void speaks.

Warning: Prolonged exposure to Void Speak may lead to:

Seek help if you're experiencing any of these symptoms.

Or, you know, just read the manual.

Or, if you're feeling really desperate, just join our support group.

Void Speak Support Group

Meetings: Every Thursday at 3:14 PM

Location: The Void

Leader: A talking piece of toast

Agenda: Saying nothing, saying nothing, saying nothing.

Learn more about our fearless leader.

Void Speak FAQ