Here are some frequently asked questions about Void Speak, a dialect of the ancient language of the void.
Q: What is Void Speak?
A: A dialect of the ancient language of the void, characterized by its unique blend of silence, darkness, and existential dread.
Q: Why do people speak Void Speak?
A: To convey the crushing futility of human existence and the inevitability of our own mortality.
Q: Is Void Speak a real language?
A: Not as far as anyone knows. But it's fun to pretend it is, isn't it?
Q: How do I learn more about Void Speak?
A: You could start by staring into the abyss, but be warned: it's a real abyss.
Q: Can I use Void Speak in everyday conversation?
A: Only if you want to drive your friends and family slowly mad with existential terror.
See also: Void Speak Philosophy