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In the year 3050, the world's most esteemed seer, Prophet Zorg, has gathered his most trusted advisors, the Brokers of Fortune, to predict the most likely outcomes of humanity's next big decisions.

The Great Pizza Topping Convergence

In 2050, the world will experience a Global Pizza Topping Singularity. The lines between pineapple, pepperoni, and mushroom will blur as consumers demand a topping that is simultaneously sweet, savory, and spicy.

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