Void Prophet Training
Level 1: The Void Prophet Initiation
Welcome, novice Void Prophets! In this esteemed program, you'll learn the art of predicting the inevitable doom of humanity.
First, you'll need to understand the fundamental principles of Catastrophic Thinking. This involves identifying the most likely ways the universe will end in catastrophe and developing strategies to profit from it.
Next, you'll delve into Advanced Despair Techniques, where you'll learn to recognize the signs of impending doom and craft the perfect apocalyptic survival kit.