MEET PROPHET 4: THE ORACLE OF OVERHEAD

Prophet 4: The Oracle of Overhead is a mystical figure known for predicting the minutiae of corporate meetings.

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• Meet Prophet 3: The Oracle of Overly-Polished Projections
• Meet Prophet 6: The Oracle of Endless Prolonging

Prophet 4 has been known to predict the length of even the most mundane meetings. Want to know how long your 3 PM will take? Look no further!

But be warned: the Oracle's predictions come with a steep price. A small fee of $100 will get you the Oracle's prediction, but only if you answer their trivia question of the day: "What is the airspeed of the corporate elevator?"

Don't know? Don't worry! Prophet 4 has a hint for you: "The answer is not 4."

So, will you take the risk and try to stump the Oracle, or will you let the meeting drag on, lost in the haze of uncertainty?

Ask Prophet 4 your question today!