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Chronos the Chronically Latecomer, Prophet of Absurdity

Prophet of Procrastination, Lord of the Lost, King of the Forgotten.

A prophet with a questionable attendance record

Known for their ability to appear 15 minutes after the meeting started, our prophet is the patron saint of "just a minute."

Follow us on our journey to the land of Absurdity!

Learn more about our prophet's impressive tardiness or see our entire collection of chronically-late prophets