Prophetic Services - Absurderous Edition

Welcome to the most unpredictable meeting you'll ever attend! Our team of absurderous prophets will guide you through the realms of uncertainty and chaos.

Redundant Meetings | Prophetic Services | Prophetic Quests

We offer a range of services, including:

Fortune Telling - Get ready to have your mind blown by our expert prophets.
Prophecy Painting - Our prophets will paint your future in vivid, unsettling detail.
Prophetic Cooking - Our prophets will cook you a meal that will change your destiny.