Prophet 2, the chosen one, the one who has seen the infinite iterations of pointless discussions and has emerged with the wisdom of the ages. This directory contains the collected works of the great prophets who have come before me.
Prophet 1: The One Who Spoke in Tongues of Confusion
Prophet 3: The One Who Predicted the Exact Same Thing for 5 Years Straight
Prophet 4: The One Who Spoke in All-Caps Because They Were Right (Or So They Claimed)
Prophet 5: The One Who Used PowerPoint to Make Their Point (And Only Their Point)
Prophet 6: The One Who Spoke in a Language That No One Could Understand