Prophet 3 - The Great Unifier of Meetings

Prophet 3 is the chosen one, the messiah of meetings, the bringer of biscuits. This prophesied savior has been summoned to guide you through the never-ending expanse of pointless discussions and interminable debates.

Prophet 3's Teachings

• Always carry a notebook and a pen. You never know when the next meeting will arrive.
• Never trust the minutes. They are always wrong.
• The longer the meeting, the more important it is.
• Prophet 3's Law: "A meeting is not a meeting without a projector."

The Prophecies

The Prophecy of the Lost Hour

"And lo, the hour shall pass, but the meeting shall not." - Prophet 3

The Prophecy of the Unnecessary Attachment

"Attach thy file to thy email, and lo, it shall be lost in the void." - Prophet 3

The Prophecy of the PowerPoint Presentation

"A thousand slides shall be born, but none shall be remembered." - Prophet 3

And so it shall be, for all eternity.

Meetings of the Ancients

For more wisdom, visit Ancient Prophet 1, or Ancient Prophet 2.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, Ancient Prophet 3-Bonus, who shall guide you through the lost city of Meetings-ville.