In a world where the skies are perpetually shrouded in a deep, foreboding haze, Prophet 3 stands tall, unwavering in his conviction that the apocalypse will soon be upon us.
With an arsenal of cryptic messages scrawled on the walls of the local convenience store, and a trusty can of spray paint, Prophet 3 is the one you want on your side when the world is ending.
His prophesied date: 2024-02-27. Mark your calendars, mortals.
Prophet 3's followers are a devoted bunch, donning matching "I'm with the Prophet" t-shirts and sipping on a variety of artisanal, apocalypse-prepared coffee drinks.
But beware, for the prophet's prophecies come with a steep price: a mandatory subscription to his Patreon, which costs a whopping $9.99/month. Don't worry, it's a small price to pay for the end of the world.
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Want to learn more about our other prophets? Check out Prophet 1 & 2's profiles