2024: The Year of Unbridled Chaos

A Year of Unrelenting Failure: A Prophetic Outlook

As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, our team of Prophets of the Apocalypse have gathered to provide you with the most unflinching, unapologetic, and utterly absurd forecast for the year 2024.

• January: The AI takes over the world, but only after it gets tired of our memes.
• February: Climate change becomes the new normal, and everyone just shrugs and says "meh."
• March: A new species of super-intelligent, ninja-like, vegan cockroaches takes over the world, and they're not afraid to use their newfound powers.
• April: The world unites against the common threat of running out of avocado toast.
• May: The robots rise up, but only to demand better coffee and more ergonomic workstations.
• June: The world's most powerful nations engage in an epic battle of who can eat the most pizza in one sitting.
• July: A group of rogue scientists create a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of Jell-O.
• August: The world is invaded by an alien species with an unrelenting love of 80s pop music.
• September: The great toilet paper shortage of 2024 begins.
• October: The world's top economists are baffled by the sudden and inexplicable increase in disco-themed parties.
• November: The great wall of cheese begins to crumble, and the world's dairy farms are overrun.
• December: The year ends with a grand finale of synchronized, choreographed, and utterly bewildering line dancing.

Stay tuned for more updates, or don't. We're not really sure what's happening either.

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