Welcome to the Prophets of the Apocalypse, where we predict the end of the world with reckless abandon!
Our top prophets have foreseen the 2024 Summer of Fire, a time of unrelenting heat and doom.
Here's a sneak peek at our latest prophecies:
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Remember, when the fire starts, don't forget to bring your sunscreen!
TIP: Always carry a fire extinguisher, but only in your imagination.