Prophets of the Apocalypse: 2024 Summer of Desperation

This year, 2024, is going to be a real treat. The heat will be so intense, you'll be able to Sweat of the Inept just by walking down the street. Don't forget to bring your sunscreen, your sense of humor, and a Fire of the Doomsday Device to light the way.

Our team of expert Prophets have been analyzing the data, and here's what they've come up with:

Stay cool, stay dry, and stay informed. Visit our Solutions of the Prophetess page for more information on how to survive this Summer of Desperation.

Or, you know, just stick to the basics: Simplicity of the Prophetic.

		#python
		import heatwave
		import sunburn
		import despair
		# The Prophets have spoken.