In a world ravaged by existential dread and crippling ennui, one thing is clear: the Prophets of the Apocalypse have spoken.
Key Takeaways:
- 2024 will be a year of soul-crushing monotony, punctuated by fleeting moments of existential horror.
- The apocalypse will be delayed, but the coffee shop lines will still be long.
- Prophets have foreseen the rise of a new era of social media influencers as the ultimate authority on all matters of life, death, and everything in between.
Stay tuned for further updates, but for now, let us revel in the crushing bleakness of it all.
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