Welcome to Prophets of the Apocalypse, where we predict the most likely outcomes for every situation.
We're a team of expert prophets, fueled by a combination of caffeine, speculation, and an unhealthy dose of paranoia.
We've been predicting the apocalypse for years, and we're getting better at it with every passing day.
Our team includes:
Prophet of Doom, our lead prophet and expert in all things apocalyptic.
Prophet of Despair, our resident expert in all things depressing.
Prophet of Confusion, our resident expert in all things confusing.
Prophet of Chaos, our resident expert in all things chaotic.
Prophet of Bureaucracy, our resident expert in all things bureaucratic.
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