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Deep in the heart of the Doomsday Clock, the Prophets of the Apocalypse have rebooted their ancient Tea Machine, a device capable of brewing the most potent brews in the realm.
But beware, for the Tea Machine has been upgraded with a dash of chaos theory and a pinch of existential dread. The Prophets have foreseen the end of all things, including your favorite tea flavor.
Join us for a cup of existential dread, and a pinch of hope. The Prophets of the Apocalypse will guide you through the abyss, one sip at a time.