Annex 3: The Toaster of Terror

Prophets of the Apocalypse

Where the toast gets a little too crispy, and the coffee gets a little too bitter.

Current Status:

We're currently experiencing a severe case of existential dread due to the impending doom of the toaster's impending doom.

Prophetic Predictions:

1. The Great Lobster Invasion of 2025
2. The Sudden Onset of Chronic Boredom
3. The End of All Snack Options

Recent Meetings:

• Meeting 12: The Toaster Takedown
• Meeting 11: The Brewing Storm
• Meeting 10: The Final Countdown

Upcoming Meetings:

We have no meetings scheduled. Please check back later for updates.