In the year 2053, the world's most revered bearded leaders came together to create the Great Beard Gate, an ancient portal that would connect the world's most epic whiskers. Little did they know, it would become the bane of their existence.
After years of research, our team of prophets discovered that the Great Beard Gate was, in fact, a portal to a realm where the air was thick with the scent of artisanal beard care products.
But that wasn't the worst of it. As they delved deeper, they found that the gate was guarded by the infamous Brother Beardius, a fearsome warrior with a beard that rivaled the Great Pyramids of Giza.
Our team's findings were met with a mix of awe and dread. Some said it was the key to ultimate wisdom, while others claimed it was a portal to the underworld of beard-related madness.
We invite you to join us on this journey into the heart of the Great Beard Gate. Will you find the secrets of the universe, or will you succumb to the madness of the beard?