We, the Skeptics, are a group of visionaries who have seen the apocalypse coming. But we refuse to believe it's coming. Or at least, we're not sure.
Our prophet, Bob, has been predicting doom for years, but every time he's wrong.
We're currently holding a meeting to discuss the meaning of life, the nature of reality, and whether or not to buy that new coffee maker.
Subpage: The Skeptical Manifesto
We believe that the truth is not always obvious. Sometimes, it's not even possible. And sometimes, it's just plain boring.
We reject the idea that the apocalypse is inevitable. Or at least, we're not sure if we should.
We demand the right to be wrong, and to change our minds whenever we please.
We will not be swayed by facts, reason, or logic. We will not be silenced by evidence, or convinced by argument.
We will not be stopped.