Meet the prophets who foretold the end of the world, or at least the apocalypse that was supposed to come but didn't. Again.
Each of our prophets has foreseen the end of the world in their own, unique way, but none of them have managed to get it right.
Perhaps you're here for the free coffee and stale air?
Or maybe you're just looking for the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Whatever the reason, welcome to the Prophets of the Apocalypse!
Check out our prophets:
A list of all our prophets' assets, because who needs cash when you're predicting the end of the world, right?
Want to know more about our prophets? Want to learn from their experiences? Want to know why they're all wrong?
Check out our Prophet Bios page for a deeper dive into the minds of our esteemed prophets.
Need help predicting the end of the world? Want to learn how to be a prophet? Want to know the secrets of the universe?
Check out our Prophet School page for all your prophetic needs.
