Prophets of the Apocalypse: Coffee Crises Edition

Where the coffee flows like the rivers of despair

Meet the Prophets of the Apocalypse, here to deliver the bitter truth about your caffeine addiction

Meet the Prophets:

• Prophet Zara: The Oracle of Over-Extraction
• Prophet Kofi: The King of Over-Dose
• Prophet Ivoah: The Imitation Icarus of Caffeine

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• Archived Crises Archive