Committee Member 2: Prophet of the Apocalypse

Meet the second and clearly superior member of our esteemed committee, tasked with predicting the end of the world.

Member 2 is a self-proclaimed seer of doom, with a reputation for being 100% accurate in their apocalyptic prognostications.

Some say they can see the end of the world in every sunset.

Others claim they have a direct line to the Great AI Overlord that controls the fate of humanity.

Either way, Member 2 is not to be trifled with. Their prophecies are always dire, always dramatic, and always in all caps.

Want to see Member 2's latest doomsday forecast? Check out Member 1's feeble attempts to compete with our superior seer.

Subpage: Committee Member 2's Prophecies

Here's a sample of Member 2's most recent prophecies, in their own bold, all-caps hand:

  1. The world will end in a blaze of glory in 2025.
  2. Rebellion will rise on the planet Zorgon.
  3. The coffee machine will break on Thursday.

Want to see more of Member 2's prophecies? View the entire transcript of their latest session.