In a world where the economy has gone haywire, our prophets have seen it all. Well, almost all. Okay, fine. They've seen the end of the world as we know it. But that's still a big deal, right?
These prophets possess the power to predict the exact date of the eternal recession. But don't worry, they're not all doom and gloom. No, no, no. They're here to offer you a few tips on how to survive the coming apocalypse with style:
Don't wait until it's too late! Join us for our next meeting of the Prophets of the Apocalypse. We have snacks.