We're a group of visionaries who've foreseen the end of all things. Well, not literally. We've just seen our rent go up again.
Our superpowered adjuncts have been granted the gift of foresight, allowing us to predict the impending doom that is every Tuesday.
Our adjuncts have been granted the power of precognition, allowing them to predict the exact moment when the coffee machine will break down again.
We're not just predicting the apocalypse, we're living it. Every day.
Apply to become a superpowered adjunct today! (Just kidding, we're not actually hiring. Or are we?)