Adjunct Ninjas: Masters of the Redundant Meeting Arts

Meet the elite group of instructors who can make you attend meetings that never end.

Our team of adjunct ninjas have mastered the art of creating an endless loop of unnecessary meetings, seminars, and presentations. We specialize in making time disappear and productivity dwindle.

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The Cost of Living in a Meeting

Ever wonder what it's like to live in a meeting that never ends? Our team has created a comprehensive guide on the cost of living in a meeting.

• Unnecessary expenses on copier paper and toner
• Loss of productivity and sanity
• Unrelenting stress and anxiety

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Adjunct Superpowers

Our team of adjunct ninjas possess the following superpowers:

• The power of eternal procrastination prophets
• The ability to turn any meeting into an infinite loop
• The strength to make you forget what you came for

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Adjunct Ninja Training

Join our comprehensive training program to unlock your inner adjunct ninja. Learn the ancient art of creating meetings that never end.

Our program includes:

• Advanced Procrastination Techniques
• Meeting Looping Strategies

Level 1: The Basics Level 2: Advanced Procrastination Level 3: Meeting Mastery