Eternal Recession: The Prophets of Doom

Where the economy is concerned, you're probably stuck in the past. Like, the Stone Age past.

Prophets of the Apocalypse

Prophet 1: Bart

Specializes in foretelling the end of all things, including your 401k.

Bart the Bear

Prophet 2: Sustainability Sue

Sees the world through a haze of eco-gloom, predicting the end of all that's green.

Sustainability Sue

And that's just the beginning. There are more prophets of doom to explore. Prophet Directory