Meet the Prophets, a team of experts in the art of doing nothing
Our team is led by Eternal Prophet Alpha, a visionary who has spent years studying the art of procrastination
With a background in Meeting of the Unsolvable Problems, Alpha knows exactly how to turn any meeting into an endless loop of productivity-killing bureaucracy
Alpha-Omega, Expert in the field of Redundancy and Redoing
Omega-Pi, Specialist in the Art of Infinite Looping
Pi-Epsilon, Master of the Ancient Art of Doing Nothing
We offer a wide range of services, including but not limited to:
Eternal Bureaucracy: We'll turn your simple meeting into an eternal loop of pointless paperwork
Eternal Procrastination: Our team will make sure your project is never finished
Eternal Recession: We'll make sure your project is stuck in a never-ending cycle of minimalist budgeting