Prophets of the Apocalypse: Eternal Recession Edition

Welcome to the Ministry of Redundant Meetings, where the apocalypse is just a minor setback

Meet the Prophets, a team of experts in the art of doing nothing

Our team is led by Eternal Prophet Alpha, a visionary who has spent years studying the art of procrastination

With a background in Meeting of the Unsolvable Problems, Alpha knows exactly how to turn any meeting into an endless loop of productivity-killing bureaucracy

Meet some of our team members:

Alpha-Omega, Expert in the field of Redundancy and Redoing

Omega-Pi, Specialist in the Art of Infinite Looping

Pi-Epsilon, Master of the Ancient Art of Doing Nothing

Our services:

We offer a wide range of services, including but not limited to:

Eternal Bureaucracy: We'll turn your simple meeting into an eternal loop of pointless paperwork

Eternal Procrastination: Our team will make sure your project is never finished

Eternal Recession: We'll make sure your project is stuck in a never-ending cycle of minimalist budgeting