Financial Apocalypse Leader 2: The Prophesies

Here be the prophecies of Financial Apocalypse Leader 2, the chosen one of the 21st century.

These are the words of the chosen one:

  1. The dollar will be worth less than a coupon.
  2. The economy will be as unstable as a teenager's mood.
  3. The value of Bitcoin will be as reliable as a used car salesman's promises.

Follow the prophet to the next page, where the prophecies will be revealed:

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