Prophet of the Imminent Bailout
In a world where the economy is forever stuck in neutral, one man has seen it all.
Bailout Predictions 2023
A special report from the Prophet of the Imminent Bailout:
- January 2023: The government prints another trillion dollars, because why not?
- February 2023: Stocks tank, and everyone panics.
- March 2023: Central banks announce another rate hike, because that always works.
- April 2023: The economy teeters on the edge of collapse, but somehow manages to limp on.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Prophet of the Imminent Bailout!
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