Brother James, our resident prophet of financial emergencies, is here to guide you through the treacherous waters of fiscal doom. With his trusty calculator and a hint of desperation, he'll help you navigate the coming apocalypse.
Brother James's services include:
- Financial forecasting for the end times
- Emergency budgeting for the soon-to-be-impending collapse
- Investment advice for the discerning doomsdayer
Don't wait until it's too late! Visit our other prophets for more advice:
- Brother John for expert advice on stockpiling canned goods
- Brother Mary for guidance on building a bunker