Forecast 5: The Calamity Continues

Today's Prophetic Message:

IT'S GOING TO RAIN CUPCAKES

🎁 The skies are darkening, the clouds are growing, and the winds are whispering of a sweet, fluffy doom.

But fear not, mortals, for this forecast is not all bad! The cupcakes will bring with them:

• A 50% chance of frosting-induced happiness
• A 30% chance of sprinkles causing spontaneous combustion
• A 20% chance of the apocalypse

Stay frosty, friends!

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