Prophets of the Future

Prophet #1: Bubblegum Bob

Known for his unwavering optimism and ability to make even the darkest of futures sound appealing, Bubblegum Bob has been predicting an endless supply of gum-flavored ice cream.

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Prophet #2: Professor Punsley

Renowned for his mastery of the ancient art of dad joke prophecy, Professor Punsley has been predicting an era of unparalleled pun-filled humor.

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Prophet #3: The Oracle of Inflatable

Feared for his uncanny ability to predict exactly when a product will become obsolete, The Oracle of Inflatable has been warning us all about the dangers of relying on single-use plastics.

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