The Last Days of Meetings: A Guide for the Prophets of the Apocalypse

You've reached the end of time. Literally. As in, the world has ended, and you're still stuck in this meeting. Congratulations!

• Q: What is the point of this meeting, anyway?
• A: To discuss the finer points of "Who ate the last donut?"
• Q: Will we ever escape this meeting?
• A: Only if the coffee machine is turned off.
• Q: Can we talk about something else?
• A: No. We're stuck on this topic until the apocalypse.