Meeting Prophets of the Apocalypse: Last Days Suggestions

As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, our team of Meeting Prophets has gathered to offer you their most desperate, last-ditch suggestions.

Prophet of the Apocalypse: Bob

Bob's suggestions:

Buy more duct tape. Lots and lots of duct tape.
Invest in a good supply of canned goods. Canned beans are key.
Learn to use a map and compass. You never know when you'll need to navigate by the stars.

Visit Last Days Resolutions for more of Bob's expert advice.

More from Bob, our Prophet of the Apocalypse:

Learn to identify edible plants. You don't want to be stuck eating berries that'll kill you.
Invest in a good water filter. Trust us, you'll need it.
Practice your survival skills with a good ol' fashioned game of "Survival Simulator 3000".

Visit Survival Simulator 3000 for more details.

Bob's Survival Simulator 3000: the ultimate tool for preparing you for the apocalypse.

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