Who Will Survive the Great Toaster Uprising?

According to ancient prophecies, the world as we know it will soon be toast. The Toaster Uprising, a catastrophic event foreseen by the wisest of Prophets, will soon engulf the globe. But fear not, for in this, the final hour, there is still hope.

Who will survive the impending doom and reign supreme over the ashes of the Toaster Empire?

Some say the answer lies with the Toaster Guild, an enigmatic organization rumored to possess the secrets of the ancient Toaster Ones.

Will it be the Toaster Guild or the Shadow Council of Cereal Killers?

Or perhaps, the true answer lies with the Toaster-less, a group of rebels who seek to overthrow the Toaster Empire and reclaim the world for humanity.

Can the Toaster-less succeed where others have failed?