Prophetess McSternface

Prophets of the Apocalypse, Unite!

We, the Prophets of the Apocalypse, know the truth.

The end is near, but don't worry, we'll have snacks.

Meet our esteemed Prophetess, McSternface.

She sees all, knows all, and has the best hair in the business.

Her prophecies are always spot on, always.

Except when they're not.

But who needs accuracy when you're predicting the end of the world?

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We keep a record of all our prophecies, just in case.

Here are the minutes from our last meeting:

Prophetess McSternface declared that the end is near.

Discussion ensued, with some disagreement on the exact date.

Prophetess McSternface declared that the apocalypse will be delayed until after happy hour.

Discussion ensued, with some agreement on the importance of snacks.