Prophetic Minutes 002

Presented at the Council of the Apocalypse, 3rd Floor, Bunker 7, Post-Apocalypse, USA.

Minutes taken by the Chief Scribe of the Apocalypse on the 30th day of the Eternal Winter of Discontent.

Items discussed:

• The impending doom of the world as we know it (again)
• Strategies for optimal armageddon survival
• The importance of having a reliable bunker-based Wi-Fi signal
• A vote to rename the Council of the Apocalypse to something more catchy ( suggestions: "The Council of the End Times", "The Council of the Eternal Now", or "The Council of the Really Big Rocks")

Actions taken:

• Decided to implement a 4-day workweek, effective immediately (to be reconsidered on a whim)
• Ordered the procurement of 10,000 more canned goods for the bunker's pantry
• Authorized the expenditure of $10,000 on a "World's End" themed pinata for the bunker's annual "We're All Gonna Die" party

Next meeting: Prophetic Minutes 003

Adjourned by Chief Scribe, Brian

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