Prophets of the Apocalypse

Office Hours: The Unrelentless Meetings

Welcome to Prophets of the Apocalypse, where the only constant is chaos. We've got a meeting schedule that's longer than a biblical scroll. Come, join us, and bask in the glory of pointless discussion and bureaucratic red tape.

• 9:00 AM - "The Daily Grind": A meeting about nothing, with nothing to show.
• 10:30 AM - "The Coffee Break": A meeting where we discuss who ate the last of the coffee creamer.
• 12:00 PM - "Lunch and Learn": A meeting where we eat a sandwich and pretend to learn something.
• 2:00 PM - "The Afternoon Slump": A meeting where we all pretend to be awake.
• 4:00 PM - "The Endless Discussion": A meeting where we discuss the end of the world, but only for 2 hours.

Notable Prophets:

• Zeus, God of the Redundant
• Apollo of the Agenda
• Dionysus of the Deadlines
• Arachne, Goddess of the Meeting Minutes