As the apocalypse draws near, the prophets of the office are finalizing their contingency plans for the impending doom.
We have been advised by the most esteemed Prophets of the Apocalypse to stock up on:
However, some have expressed concerns about the practicality of these choices:
"But have you considered the logistics of transporting all that SPAM? And what about the environmental impact of a billion cans?" - Dave in HR
For those who still want to believe, there's still hope: Optimistic Outcomes