Learn the ancient arts of doing nothing, doing it better, and doing it longer.
Get lost in the depths of the internet, where endless scrolling will distract you from your duties.
Learn the secrets of the infinite loop, where the next page is always just a click away.
Master the art of juggling multiple tabs, each one a separate universe of distractions.
Discover the joy of having 50 tabs open at once, each one a separate vortex of procrastination.
Indulge in the sweet, sweet bliss of watching cat videos, sports highlights, or cat playing the piano.
Master the art of getting lost in the endless loop of entertainment, where the next clip is always just a click away.