Prophets of the Apocalypse: Eternal Meetings
Welcome to the Eternal Prophets of the Apocalypse, where our esteemed Prophets have been summoned to convene in an endless cycle of meetings that will never end.
Our Prophets are experts in the art of doing absolutely nothing, and their combined wisdom will guide us through the never-ending expanse of procrastination and inefficiency.
Meet our Prophets:
- Prophet 1: The Lord of the Delayed Response
- Prophet 2: The Master of the Art of Doing Nothing in 10 Minutes or Less
- Prophet 3: The Sage of Redundant Meetings
Join us for eternal office hours, where the only thing that ever gets done is the making of more meetings.
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