Eternal Recession: Financial Crises of the Apocalypse

Welcome to the Prophets of the Apocalypse, where we gather to discuss the never-ending fiscal doom that is our reality.

Join us for:

• Financial Armageddon
• Quantitative Easing 2.0
• Central Bank Swap Party

We'll be discussing the finer points of:

• How to survive on a diet of ramen noodles and despair
• The benefits of using 3D-printed toilet paper
• The best ways to invest in a post-apocalyptic world

We'll be led by our esteemed prophets:

• Prophet of the Apocalypse, Leader of the Free Market
• Prophet of the Apocalypse, Financial Engineer of the Damned