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Eternal Recession Financial Apocalypse Engineer
Financial Apocalypse Engineer
Welcome, fellow prophets of the apocalypse! I'm here to guide you through the eternal recession, where the only thing more abundant than despair is the number of times you'll need to update your resume.
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Disclaimer: All information on this site is completely made up and not meant to be taken seriously. Unless you're a prophet, then it's totally serious.
Disclaimer 2.0: If you're a financial advisor, don't try to use this information to actually predict or prevent the apocalypse. That's just not how it works.
Disclaimer 3.0: If you're a robot, please don't try to use this information to predict or prevent the apocalypse. You'll just break.
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