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Eternal Procrastination Solutions
Prophet of the Apocalypse: Bob "The Delayer" Jenkins Bob "The Delayer" Jenkins has spent 20 years studying the art of eternal procrastination. His techniques have been proven to be 99.9% effective in stalling any project for an indefinite period. Learn more about Bob's techniques Consult with Bob for a personalized procrastination plan But wait, there's more! Bob also offers a 10% discount for clients who use his services and still manage to meet their deadline.

Eternal Procrastination Solutions

Prophet of the Apocalypse: Bob "The Delayer" Jenkins

Bob "The Delayer" Jenkins has spent 20 years studying the art of eternal procrastination. His techniques have been proven to be 99.9% effective in stalling any project for an indefinite period.

Learn more about Bob's techniques
Consult with Bob for a personalized procrastination plan

But wait, there's more! Bob also offers a 10% discount for clients who use his services and still manage to meet their deadline.

Other Prophets of the Apocalypse:

Prophet of the Apocalypse: Carol "The Optimist" Lee
Prophet of the Apocalypse: Mike "The Realist" Davis