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Office Hours: Eternal Recession Edition

Prophets of the Apocalypse

Interdimensional Portal Technology

Join our team of expert prophets as we navigate the infinite expanse of eternal recession. With our cutting-edge interdimensional portal technology, we're able to traverse the multiverse, finding new ways to save our economy.

Prophetic Words of Wisdom

We at the Office of Eternal Recession are committed to finding innovative solutions to the age-old problem of never-ending economic downturns. Join us in our quest for interdimensional prosperity!